when they do something that gives you the ick

when they do something that gives you the ick
and you’re like “oh no… this friendship is over”

and then the plot twist hits:
they’re me.
and i’m also the ick.

me: i’m so healed
also me: rereading a text for tone like i’m in the fbi
also also me: saying “i’ll do it tomorrow” like tomorrow is my savior

i can’t break up with myself so… we’re going to therapy. yayyyyy.

#plotwist #selfaware #relatablehumor #growthjourney #lol