things that never happened

I’ll take “things that never happened for $500, Alex”.

The world before search engines

You win a million dollars – only if you can sing EVERY lyric to one song correctly. What song are yo

She even added a smiley face, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 😭

#stitch with @allisonbcarlson | I actually mean this. This lie didn’t hurt anyone ❤️ these nurses we

Be omni channel

I thought the server nightmares would go away. Nope!

I instantly got sick – never have forgotten that taste